I think I'm in jail still. But then again, I'm not sure.

How will I go to the wedding between that one and that other boy?

Hot damn, my genius and kingliness started in the crib! I found this while looking for my crown. But don't worry, I found it! And it's as shiny as ever.

( Where's my rattle? )

It turns out that Itachi murdered the entire clan!

There I was, sneaking back into the house from the horse race (I lost the bet ;_;) and making sure my substitution was still holding its position, where HOLY SHIT, everyone's dead!

I wagged my finger at Itachi and sent him to his room without supper.

But then again, none of us had supper since the wife is dead. And I can't even cook canned soup. TT_TT

...But hey, at least that annoying neighbor Jim is dead! Maybe I can get my weedwhacker back now. :D

GODDAMN, MY SEXINESS IS BURNING MY ROBE!! YOWWWWW.

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